NOTE: I had to separate the second class into two chapters because otherwise it would have gotten too big. There's a lot to learn in prenatal classes! Anyway, enjoy.
Megatron and Starscream were back at the hospital for day two of their weekend birthing class. Megatron was hoping he wouldn't be made to socialize with the other parents again, so he brought a newspaper and some headphones along in case they needed a hint (unfortunately, he was not allowed to bring a Taser).
When they got inside, all of the couples sat down on their yoga mats or picnic blankets. Starscream sat on Megatron's lap, and Megatron wrapped his arms around Starscream. It was pretty surprising how big he had gotten in only seven months, and Megatron didn't know why but he found it endearing. Maybe it was because he had always been in love with Starscream but didn't want to admit it to anyone, not even himself. Besides, he thought that if somebody was hot before they were pregnant, they'd